FACTS HAVE A LIBERAL BIAS.

They chased it out? I guess they haven’t heard of Brown Bear v. Board of Education up in Montana.

I did it once before in a previous article, so I sort of picked my hill to die on and now I’m just GOING FOR IT.

Also, has everyone seen this cosplay guy?

Don’t make fun of our vowels and I won’t make fun of yours. Our laptops are made by blackberry and, like enforced wearing of lululemon we must purchase them all. It’s basically a soviet gulag up here. We can only clean our bathrooms once a month when the lysol shipments from the usa arrive. someone send help. or build…

Easily the best thing to come out of Michael Ian Black’s mouth since Bradley Cooper.

Or as an actual seal. OR AN ACTUAL SEAL IN A “SEAL” COSTUME OMG.

And the lack of gun control is about white men specifically. Because in practice this country already has strict gun control for men of color, in the form of the police shooting them down if they’re seen with a gun. Sometimes I wish that all the rest of America could just get together and agree to stop the white men…

If you are upset, do something. Support any of these organizations trying to make our country less like a kill or be killed video game.

hmm,

No. Literally no. I follow Moms demand action in Facebook. They have a count of the school shootings. This would be number 45 this year. What week is this?

Here’s a fucking depressing calendar of mass shootings in the US in 2015. It’s current only through August (it’s from the Washington Post).

We can ship them out on planes, great planes, huge planes, I have lots of planes and I know what to get. The plane guys, they respect me. I can work with them. Right now, we don’t have that.

“We’ll do the holding pens in a nice gold plating, it will look great. I know a guy, he can do it fast and for no money. Very little money for the gold.”

“We’re gonna round them up in a very nice way.”

Vanity Fair brings us the best line about the movie in their review.

Yep. The bus. The bus is how you get good at cocaine.

Once, as a teenager, I worked for a couple hours as a favor to my friend’s dad, handing out free samples of this really terrible energy bar at Costco. People will eat literally anything if it’s free and in a small accordion paper cup. This bar tasted like dirt rubbed in poo with some raisins in for a hellish texture…

And when I want to read Jezebel, I don’t want to be served with comments written by assholes. I can get that anywhere else on the internet.

Separate but equal is never equal. Gay bars are called gay bars because all other bars are straight bars. Defining a bar as gay allows for the lgtbq individuals to feel safe because all other bars may not be. Btw saying you are playing devils advocate usually means I am a dick but I am pretending I am not.