A VOICE ORDERING APP
I feel like that crazy Coffee Latte story needs to be a Hyperbole and a Half blog post, it needs Allie's glorious illustrations to depict that woman's rage.
I've worked in Customer Service - I'd rather DIE than go back. The polite customers? They get ALL the NOMS. They get everything that is in the power of the customer service rep to offer - I would KILL myself helping someone polite and in need of help because everyone else was such a fresh piece of excrement.
Food for thought for the reviewer: If you meet one asshole, that person is probably an asshole. If everyone you meet is an asshole, perhaps it's a reflection of your own behavior. Try not being a total jerk everywhere you go and see if suddenly your service magically improves.
Does that include the people who caught them in the coat check closet? Um, asking for a friend.
Man. Stories like this are why it always gets me when people say things like, "Society is going downhill! People are so TERRIBLE to each other nowadays! What happened to the good old days?" There were no "good old days." Not ever. People have always just been awful, and it was easier to hide it.
This is the first comment that absolutely made me laugh out loud today. Like a hard laugh, not a little chuckle, or the amused "haha" of a live studio ostrich.
wait
Yesterday 32:45 AM
1.) It is okay to find gay men having sex hot.
I'd be all, "Oh, this hangnail is vaguely uncomfortable. I should soothe it with some secret-bang Spike salve."
Poor Buffy, I still can't think about that episode without getting weepy. I don't blame her one bit.
Oh my god, I need to write a novel about that amazingly badass chef that starts with her espionage training and goes through the mission that puts her deep undercover as a chef like right fucking now
i wonder if he knew tho
colin did you know that lobsters REALLY ARE undersea bugs tho
Those.
Can't you read, motherfucker?
She plays Russian Roulette with 5 chambers loaded.
In her spare time, the chef from David's story enjoys Russian Roulette, eating glass, and arm-wrestling silverback gorillas during their mating season.
