I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

omgggg i cannot wait for someone to raaaaaaaaaaaaaage

Updated tips from Fox News

the belchers are the best parents on tv soz

you should do some kind of round up of all the times taylor did something with a celebrity chef. #goodideas #nonbiasedideas

Actual conversation between tower and airplane (taken from the black box located inside fox anchors head):

wow thnx for cishetmansplaining

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that is an ultra bummer quote.

Everyone on here saying that "Jesus turned into a zombie anyway, LOL" is incredibly offensive. Jesus, upon Resurrection, was not a zombie. His command of speech and mastery of arcane powers means that he was a LICH.

one of the girls told a psychologist before a previous hearing that she talks to unicorns and Voldemort

I love the Satanic Temple, I really do. First the statue in Oklahoma and now this. Plus they have an awesome campaign to exempt women from intrusive transvaginal ultrasound, mandatory waiting periods, and BS pre-abortion counseling based on a religious exemption.

sometimes i forget if narwhals are real or fictional, and then i google to check and i'm just SO STOKED every time i re-find out they're real.

I'm just saying, I should be making this show. You guys know it.

I actually feel desperately sorry for him. Looking at his sad little face, he just can't believe it all ended up this way. I'm just about making the exact same expression. He rode up there on his little bike. All he wanted was a little taco.

According to testimony, investigators observed that, when they asked for it, one of the chefs would leave the restaurant to get it from a cooler in his car.

...your sister. (Oh dear God what is wrong with me?)

Do you honestly think 'Murica is going to get the best and brightest CEOs if we only pay them 48X average worker pay like they do in Socialist Denmark? I'm sure our CEOs are worth AT LEAST 354 times average pay. It's not like they go around crashing our the world economy or that they're having to pay penalties for…