I am going to really inspect my fruit and veggies at the store from now on, and of course if I find something I'll burn the store down as experts have recommended.

Spiders.........eek!

So interesting - because this is why I love her as a heroine...seriously, who wakes up and is like "OKAY! I am going to kill 23 other kids!" (in order to be a "Victor") and who wakes up like "OKAY - so we got out of that thing by a berry-related miracle, NOW, let's take on this whole system!"

#teamprim #teamrue #teampeeta #teammags

i started typing, scrolled, and you word for word wrote how i feel about her, too.

Haha, me too. When I read that sentence all I could think was "wow, you guys really need to lighten up about pumpkin spice lattes and yoga pants".

Safe, sane, consensual. SAFE SANE CONSENSUAL. BDSM 101: SAFE, SANE, MOTHERFUCKING CONSENSUAL.

I feel that way about Eddie Izzard. If I ever hear a word about Eddie Izzard making an insensitive or cruel joke at the expense of another I'll just be beside myself.

Fantastic.

God damn, right? This was fantastic.

I SECOND THIS. THIS WAS SO GOOD I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT.

WARNING: This is an angry rant!

What I'm so tired of is when a person or group of people spouts racist, fatphobic, misogynistic, transphobic or homophobic crap like they're being SUBVERSIVE and EDGY because they think it's fucking cool or something.

No. You're just like 90% of the rest of the world. You're a tired old…

Unfortunately I don't have too many pictures yet. They sparkle really beautifully in the sunlight, and there's lots of holographic action in the material. When I put them on at home my kitty took unusually great interest. I think she was considering snacking on them.

First of all, I'm a hypocrite for commenting on this story because I honestly feel like the right thing to do - for the sake of everyone whose privacy was violated - is to pay as little attention to this story as possible. Second of all, here's my impression of everyone in America: "Calm down about Ferguson,…

This is getting scary that you can be charged/prosecuted for having a miscarriage. If your body doesn't cooperate like it *should* and carry the fetus to term, be prepared to suffer consequences. As if you can even prevent a miscarriage or that a teenager would know what to do in that situation.

I promise that when your parents are in town, I will let them use my bathroom and share yours, and not even complain that much that it's a complete swamp.

I promise not to write an excel spreadsheet of all the times you didn't give me the sexin' I want and send it to your work email.