Complicit.

Afterwards he’d claim: “Everyone loves me in England, really good people Don’t listen to FAKE NEWS.”

There’s likely a correlation with people who read the Bible as a literal text.

Pittman is nothing if not a scholar of American History. Just look at how qualified a CV he holds for not just politics, but knowledge in general.

He always looks like he’s either in the process of shitting, or really proud that he just shat, his pants.

Daily challenge. Find one picture of either Trump son where they are not physically representative of an evolutionary dead end. I triple dog dare you.

no. words.

Also. Please bring back Full Fat Banilla. K. Thanks.

At least Bachmann could teach them to fly on a broom and cast spells. (Spoiler: She’s a witch). I’m pretty sure Pence would just have them quilting while eating TV dinners over a wholesome episode of Leave It To Beaver.

Side question - I’m in my late 30's and feel like vomiting when I hear auto-tune applied in any genre. Is this a legit response? Or a sign of my own cultural mortality?

You participated in the Civil War? Damn you’re old.

M1M1M1M1M1M1M1..... <inhale> M1M1M1M1M1M1M1M1M1.... M1!

The tweet grammar typo is a nice touch.

I’ll spend the extra few dollars for the peace of mind of a time-tested manufacturer, keeping the duplex outlet, and bumping over 3-Amps on the USB ports.

I’ll spend the extra few dollars for the peace of mind of a time-tested manufacturer, keeping the duplex outlet, and…

Huck’s just upset because nobody is willing to pay to watch him slap the bass.

I suddenly feel very self conscious for having been a slightly above average 8th grader in a moderately progressive Catholic school.

Except that it absolutely is selective, by definition. Unless you’re taking part in this whole “alternate fact” bullshit.

The OP referenced drug abuse at large, which includes alcohol. You isolated alcohol as a refute, which is invalid as it doesn’t address the OP’s original statement, but rather a selective aspect of it.

Who said anything about booze?

Let’s eat, grandma!