“I’ve got my nunchucks there” prtty much explains it.

Yep.

What the actual fuck is he selling here? I’m pretty sure his business model is just repackaging plagiarized motivational posters to morons that clearly deserve to be swindled.

Apparently we’re supposed to gain power through apathy about treason?

It was a supposedly production bound, 2013 reimagining of the Audi Quattro Sport that was cancelled.

So glad tekkblade128 took time from his busy career (presumably rollerblading through an animated world of computer chips based on his user name) to dismiss everyones concerns.

At age 16 I had an ‘86 740 Turbo wagon. Three turbo rebuilds later, and after passing 200K miles, I inherited mom’s ‘92 740 Turbo wagon. I have yet to drive anything since that so elegantly merged safety, practicality, and driving enjoyment. We had an 850R that was quick, and V70 reminiscent of the older wagons, but…

I had a 2007 Daimler-era Grand Cherokee that I loved everything about it. IMO, this was the last great generation of Jeep (other than the Wrangler), before reverting to a luxury “SUV” with the rest of Jeep’s models as CVT Power Wheels with SUV styling.

There’s a difference between testing for basic safety, and testing for failure. Basic safety means you get to put the car on the road. Testing for failure lets you identify comparative safety performance, beyond just the bare minimum.

Also the ones they didn’t bring to the US:

Don’t you mean Explorer - back when the Explorer was a capable SUV and not a bulked up minivan?

Hey Ford. I would sell my car in a heartbeat to buy the unofficial concept image if the performance followed suit. The Everest could be the most capable SUV of all time, and you couldn’t compel me to give it a test drive.

It’s also the liberal version of “Fuck Your Tyranny”.

This. From the other side, I have accidentally knocked on the wrong door a few times - and apologized and quickly corrected course based on resulting notification. Keeping with the metaphor, the only way I see this happening is if one were to barge through the door SWAT style, which in my experience, is never an…

American’s seem to be find buying cars from GM.

He’s just mad that his mom made him leave his Warcraft raid to come upstairs and eat dinner.

Oh just go with full unabridged version. “mlydick” is a national treasure....

To be fair, I think Applebees is for people who disdain eating food.

Don’t worry, we’ll have 1460 Days of Trump to fill the void.

It’s the style, get with it...