The Cosby Show.

Math quiz:

Prince Jebus?

They don’t care about putting money in your pocket, they care about the money that’s already in your pocket. They care so much they want to make sure to find it a good home with one of their dear friends.

Judging by their current best effort at a presidential candidate, I’m going to have to agree with you and nominate myself as an over-qualified running mate.

Trump is clearly allowed to say whatever he wants, just like we’re allowed to call him out as an asshole for claiming Veterans with PTSD are not strong - something he knows nothing about.

Bluetooth headphones are regularly available for around $20 these days, but if you want truly wireless headphones (with no cord running between the buds behind your neck), you’ve been forced to spend $180 and up for options from the likes of Motorola and Bragi, or $159 starting next month for Apple’s AirPods.

Bluetooth headphones are regularly available for around $20 these days, but if you want truly wireless headphones…

Wait, which candidate is corruption and money elite again?

One that incorrectly uses “to” instead of “too” while mostly just correcting “you’re”/”your” and “it’s”/”its”.

DJTJR?

DJTJR?

We’ll just send Trump down to Florida with all the other oranges.

Edit: snark removed due to “your” self-correction further down :)

I have zero issue with people hunting for food, but let’s not pretend it’s a sustainable method for the current population to actually feed itself.

Apparently the value is feeding poor, hungry villagers... ?

Governor was probably just the next promotion during McCrory’s 28+ year career at Duke Energy, one of the largest electric utilities in the US. McCrory certainly curries favor with his employer, of course making sure to first leverage his own investments.

Seriously. Theirs was rhe most impressive statement of restraint and integrity I’ve seen come out of the political sphere in weeks. From fucking Skittles.

The good stuff is dredged in buttermilk instead.

I’m only okay with this when buttermilk cannot be found.

Fried Chicken Hamilton.

I know just the tool: