Is it bad that I’m reading this with Siri’s voice?

You. forgot. to. punctuate. with. a. period. at. the. end. of. every. word. and. to. add. a. smiley. face. at. the. end. of. the. sentence. :)

That looks like a crocodile to me. The lord is telling us to vote Paul Hogan come November!

This is why Trump is a complete failure as a diplomat.

“I knew as a follower of Christ I needed to take quick and decisive action, and I did,” Kintner said in a statement.

Trump’s policies are whatever you want them to be. Pure democracy!

Is it ever reasonable to ask for a refund after spending 50 goddamn hours with a game, given that many of the biggest, best games offer significantly less?

“He continued his pitch Monday night, saying the nation’s inner cities are like “war zones.””

I’m betting on Gawker 2: Slotcoursploid.

Wanna be grey buddies?

They also need to merge in Sploid also so we can have Hongo and Trotter back too.

Shut up and go back to Deadspin. oh wait. crap.

No uglier than the original stupid parallelogram.

That means a new episode of this:

This is pretty much my script to XM every time they call. They then ask if I would be interested in a discount, and I say “sure, if you make it $20/year”. They never bite.

They have to defend their IP by law, othewise they lose control over the IP.

Lucky you have Drowzees, I’m at level 20 and have only found one, and only two doduos. Plenty of Pidgeys, Ratatas, Weedles, Venonats, and Zubats. Rare pokemons have been so elusive for me in the past few weeks that I get excited if I find an Evee or Oddish.

So DeNA handles PR much like they handle customer service (with ambiguity and procrastination). At least they’re consistent.

I’ve used Java to run distance counts on thousands of moving points at a rate of 30 times per second on 5 year old computers using for loops (least efficient method). And I’m not even a skilled programmer. Surely this isn’t a difficult task for Niantic devs.