@earbenT: "Google has proven itself to be little more than a one-trick (ad revenue) pony, which funnels that capital into developing software tentacles that reach into every aspect of people's online lives.

Ha Ha! Your medium is dying!

"Don't worry Valve, haters gonna hate." - signed, Google, Netflix and Redbox

Who needs Blackwater when you can hire computer repair guys to protect you for 100x the cost?

@EthanPeter: It's the white collar division of the Juggalos. This is also evidenced in the tagline: "F***ing backgammon sets, how do they work?"

Intriguing form factor, but Dude, too bad it's a Dell.

@d1zzle: Hate to say I told you so...oh wait, no I don't.

Aaargh, this be disappointin'.

I hereby dump you FIRST!

Net Neutrality might be one of the most important issues of this election. If you desire any form of Net Neutrality you must vote Democrat. Period. End of story.

I thought most of those were even more of a con: platinum necklaces. Apparently I have been under-classed.

@Master_Soda: Use your imagination. That's probably all I can say without offending people. P

1. Wait for glasses-free 3D.

The creator of this project is either delightfully evil, or sickeningly naive.

@musiqrulez: It's kinda funny to put words in people's mouths, then freak out over those words. Take it easy there bud.

It also maintains a low radar profile.

@diasdiem: Blondie hacked into Bill Cosby's sweater drawer.

@seeanenemy: Everyone should strive for what you refer to wisely as the "healthy ideal", which is actually attainable by many people with a combination of healthy choices and good genes. Unfortunately, so many people actually strive in the opposite direction, wittingly or not.

What an amazing holographic museum this data will someday enable.

@Spyrus: Interesting point. I wonder how many consumer routers have simply been damaged by the other hardware connected to them.