You forgot to add “asking for a friend.”

You forgot to add “asking for a friend.”

“While they’re the best buds of their kind in the world...”

Not only does it take far longer than hitting a button on the side, you look kind of stupid talking to yourself in public.... why couldn’t the company build in some additional gestures to raise or lower volume, or at least to play or pause?

Is that advertising, or simply clarifying a potentially confusing situation for customers?

If you lived in a dystopian science fiction movie, what would be your first clue?

Try getting 8-10 pairs of generic “sport” Bluetooth earbuds for the same price.

I took an errant lawn dart to the skull at a family picnic when I was about 5 years old. I survived. Didn’t even require a hospital trip.

Hopefully just yours. And hopefully they stop soon.

Does everybody vape in the grocery store, or just my grocery store?

It’s 100% because it’s no longer cool. Look at all the memes making fun of vaping. Teens care about that shit.

I was going to say the same exact thing verbatim!

Probably because it is stupid.

Vaping has lasted slightly longer than “hoverboards.”

We have congressmen vaping. If you want something to die an unceremonious death, just have a congressmen support it in public.

Don’t ever change. I bought my first Apple last year- literally re-bought an Apple ][+ and all the goop. The hardest leg of the trade was the CP/M Card; the Z-80 Softcard by a very young company named Microsoft. Ahhhh nostalgia.

I have an embarrassing number of old computers and game consoles in my office: four Apple IIs (//e, ][+, two //cs), A TI 994/A, Atari 400, Dragon 64, Atari 2600, Odyssey 2, Intellivision, Russian famiclone, SNES, Sega Master System, Vectrex, and even a Virtual Boy. I have a problem.

Your case is different as you’re paid to be the line of “reason” when everything else falls apart. In my neighborhood the bouncers work in pairs, small guy “in front” big guys hanging nearby. Small guy moves in, big guy moves in from behind and bear-hugs the perp right out of the front door. Laughing only makes it…

“Died by suicide”, is that an expression?

Obvioisly done on purpose to keep Asians from getting passports and then coming to the U.S., taking our engineering jobs and then writing facial recognition software that discriminates against the whites.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.