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Remember folks, distracted driving is BAD...unless you’re distracted by an ad! Safety can wait when there’s money to be made!

Right? I came here to shit on it, but...that’s pretty dope.

No thanks. I won’t trust my life to a god damned Beholder.

Yeah, I am not shocked by this information. A breathalyzer is just a logistical way to stop a drunk person from driving. It doesn’t stop them from getting drunk. If you are still drinking, you will go back to drinking and driving as soon as the breathalyzer is gone.

What? Breathalyzers are a way to keep people who aren’t supposed to drive (like a drunk guy) from driving. Just like a key is a way to keep people who aren’t supposed to drive (like someone who doesn’t own the car) from driving. Since when are car keys expected to cure alcoholism?

Im 230. will it hold my fat ass? I dont want to sit on it and then have it go off like a rifle.

Im 230. will it hold my fat ass? I dont want to sit on it and then have it go off like a rifle.

NONE of that is a reason to get rid of the port. Bluetooth already existed, so did the lightning port. They added ZERO, only took away.

This is the stupidest article ever. The only point you made to actually get rid of the jack is to save space. But, it fit just fine on the last iphone of the same dimensions, and every other phone on the planet. Its not like they replaced it with a second lightning port, which would actually be useful to charge and…

One of the best accounts on Twitter.

Steve is rolling/cringing in his grave

iPhone 7 is the best iPhone ever? No way! I thought the iPhone 6 was the best iPhone ever. Did they lie to us?

Those allegations have yet to be substantiated but are likely to be investigated by Congress and the FTC soon.

These videos serve as a reminder that even the most unexpected creatures can be cute delicious as hell.

You could argue that ‘time’ is an assigned numerical value to measure the interval between events, or 2 or more points, within our continuum. Since 2 or more points cannot ‘stack’ within the definied physics of our space-time, this leaves a need to assign a quantitative value for a measurement to take place. Your…

5 ounces? Moving will be a breeze!

There is if you’re STUPID and or have reading comprehension issues...

Yeah, true. They didn’t read the dimensions or weight numbers.

What? You expect me to READ?! How dare you!

Not to mention the $10 price. Did they really think they were going to get a desk AND chair for $10? A $10 desk and chair that hasn’t been recalled and won’t kill their kid?