Im 230. will it hold my fat ass? I dont want to sit on it and then have it go off like a rifle.

Im 230. will it hold my fat ass? I dont want to sit on it and then have it go off like a rifle.

So what you are saying is NOT using a rewards card is getting you screwed. If places are charging more because they are getting hit harder from the credit card companies then you need to make that up with your rewards compared to getting nothing by paying in cash.

Slave labor is awesome?

All SSD’s die like that. Suddenly and without warning.

All SSD’s die like that. Suddenly and without warning.

Two out of five croaked on me (1TB EVO) without warning; both less than 2 years old. And boy when they fail, they fail catastrophically. All gone in the blink of an eye. I moved to SanDisk Extreme Pro and (fingers crossed) no problems yet.

Two out of five croaked on me (1TB EVO) without warning; both less than 2 years old. And boy when they fail, they…

I'm allergic to bananas: what else can I use?

Start off by grabbing a httpstub of cottage cheese

Making games is now a minor part of what they do, so I agree that they're not really a game studio anymore. They're a technology company who ocassionally make games - like Google.

In all seriousness, Valve can’t release another Half-Life game and it be well receieved at this point. It will be like Duke Nukem and every other overly hyped game that can’t possibly meet even a fraction of the expectations.

Wholeheartetly going to be that guy:

what the fuck happened to Gabe and Valve in 2008? he just stops talking about it suddenly.

I love the IDEA of the zipper merge. I’ve rarely seen it successfully executed. Usually it involves a bunch of assholes (asshole A) using the closing lane to get to the front with another bunch of assholes (asshole B) blocking their position in line which causes the open lane to slow down significantly to where if you…

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

I like how Chicago is listed as though it were a State. Unless it’s exclusive just to Chicago and not the whole of Illinois?

Look, matey, I know a dead building when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.

Popular Mechanics seems appalled that the TEB is on rails, and not a road-going bus

I think he’s talking about the People’s Republic of Vagina

Someone should show them a rubber-tyred metro, it will blow their minds.

“No no, he’s resting.”

To be fair, a lot of Chinese things built without a set of Western-sourced blueprints look “Extremely Shoddy Up Close”.