I'm allergic to bananas: what else can I use?

Start off by grabbing a httpstub of cottage cheese

Making games is now a minor part of what they do, so I agree that they're not really a game studio anymore. They're a technology company who ocassionally make games - like Google.

In all seriousness, Valve can’t release another Half-Life game and it be well receieved at this point. It will be like Duke Nukem and every other overly hyped game that can’t possibly meet even a fraction of the expectations.

Wholeheartetly going to be that guy:

what the fuck happened to Gabe and Valve in 2008? he just stops talking about it suddenly.

That’s what makes it not a belly-flop. Instant disqualification, IMHO.

I’m confused: why would they “curl into a ball at the last second”?

I love to see the results of a blindA/B test with this guy listening to his rig and a respectable $1000 system with regular old poor people power. I'd bet my house he can't tell the difference reliably.

Audiophiles are weird people. They literally think that by sinking thousands upon thousands of dollars into high end equipment, they can hear things that aren’t there.

“Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?” —Chicago Transit Authority, 1969

We are hosed either way but remembering the Clintons the first go around I will be shocked if Hillary doesn’t get caught doing something else shady by March of next year. It’s the Clinton way and I’m sure she does not want to leave the White House again dead broke.

Yeah, incorrect storing of a private institutions passwords is a MUCH BIGGER STORY than cyber espionage!

Look over here! It’s Donald Trump! That should distract everyone enough.

So the, who is to blame: Guccifer 2.0 or the Russians? Because, I’m told, who’s to blame is the most important part of this whole thing.

I love the IDEA of the zipper merge. I’ve rarely seen it successfully executed. Usually it involves a bunch of assholes (asshole A) using the closing lane to get to the front with another bunch of assholes (asshole B) blocking their position in line which causes the open lane to slow down significantly to where if you…

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

Um.... Maybe he was just being sarcastic...

right- guns are bad. so are idiots. idiots with guns get badges. new idea: make people illegal and we won't have any crime. your logic is perfect.

Guns are only dangerous when used for their intended purpose.