I was skeptical you could even MATCH Vice City, but then “Go beat up the crack dealer...”  And I was all in for San Andreas.

Oh man- forgot about that!  Ouch.  I think I broke a controller or two...

The sublime joy of driving on the VC beach at sunset with the radio blasting Talk Talk.

Never let the truth stand in the way of a good story.

For that kind of operation you need to go here:

Wait?  COVID isn’t a hoax?

How many times has this fucknut been in front of Congress? Really?!?! Come DO SOMETHING!

Let’s search 100% of the iPhones to catch .001% of the users- or fewer?  The only thing worse than CP is being presumed guilty and having to submit to a search without my consent.

Unpopular opinion (probably)- the only thing that sucks harder the Skype is Teams.

Hmmmm....  Interesting way to look at it.  Personally, I’d love to deduct my eating (and drinking!) expenses.

Wealth isn’t taxed, income is taxed.

Everybody needs to read Cadillac Desert.

I think you just put your finger on it.

And they’re in Australia- so the FBI didn’t have to waste time with any nasty judges or warrants...

It wasn’t their pilot!  Egypt did it to themselves.

Needs more Bitcoin.

I had an old monster TV with my original Sega hooked up. My wife “lost” it in a move... I hadn’t played it in a decade but I still miss it.

Better send Sigourney Weaver and Ahnold just in case...

“Unedumacated”

REPLACE IT WITH DEADLY CANCER!!!  Sorry, I’ll see myself out...