That's a really good point!

What, no witches? I want a witch movie!

I don't even know why I'm on this page, since I know and care nothing about wrestling, but I read your story all the way through, and now I'm a fan of Mr Hellwig, for sure - but more so your mum! Maybe it's because I also have a 5'4" British mum who could turn on the fury just like that, whenever her kids were dissed,…

I was just winding her up; I love her avatar!

Ignore me, I'm just making trouble; we're all hypocrites. Don't change your avatar, I've always liked it!

Hmmmm, on the one hand - yes; on the other - well, you still have your fake yellow star, so... I guess we all need to feel special sometimes.

So, when do we get Vajazzl'd It?

Yes, and she immediately adjourned the court when he started crying. She has no patience for his theatrics, which is exactly what it sounds like if you listen to him.

And what is your evidence for this hilarious hypothesis? DO TELL

"very well-equipped"

Eh, not so much.

"and look better than everyone walking around."

They were around the time we were running our campaigns to get rape and domestic violence taken more seriously by the UK legal system.

Yes, to the 'good in bed' part, too. Wonder if there is a correlation? LOL

LOL. I LOVE it. Good TV, anyway.

If you like Big Bang Theory, there is probably nothing we would agree on and I'm ok with that.

See my previous comment. Now name me one funny show in 2014 with a laugh track.

Oh yeah, there were loads of good ones in the past. I think probably Friends was the last one that got away with it, though. I was intentionally using the present tense in my comment.

All sitcoms with laugh tracks are LAME. End of story.

It's the posh, too...just does something to me.

But yeah, you could be right!