That probably has more to do with me being late to comment.

LOL I'm stealing that. Along with Mr Plant ;)

Huh. That's a really good point - I wasn't even thinking about Alex and his antipathy for the paps. What a fucked-up pair they are.

Anyone else getting sick of Hilaria Baldwin and her famewhoring?

In the late-90s, when I first became Chief Sub at Cosmo in the UK, the first thing I did was rewrite the stylebook so it became mandatory to write out swear-words in their entirety. The ridiculous coquettishness of using asterisks for the vowels in so many adult publications just irritated the fuck out of me;…

It just doesn't do it for me. The patriarchy has really done a number on my sexual preferences, and I just really go for the more traditional 'masculine' deep voice (although, none-'masculine' in almost every other respect, weirdly); every time I hear Beckham talk he instantly becomes an 11-year-old boy in my mind. I…

Yeah, sorry. I know it's not a fair criteria, but I just can't...

Oh dear. I'm guilty. It doesn't matter what David Beckham looks like, the first time I heard him talk it killed my ladyboner forever; conversely, I spent months lusting after this tall, blond, beautiful guy in college, only to fall instantly in lust with his sorta-ugly little friend (a young Christopher Walken?), the…

Cat people, by definition, don't care what others think of them.

Thanks for reporting on this, Annalee. Yes, we need to curb fossil fuel emissions, and develop ways to improve food and water security, but may I introduce another HUGE factor in this whole environmental meltdown that directly affects both of those strategies; a factor that used to be a big part of the discussion in…

I seriously do not understand how anyone over the age of 12 could be remotely interested in seeing this show.

"Without money, I [usually] can't get weed."

Remind me, aren't slime molds a revolutionary matter that will save all mankind or something?

Let's not even get into pie beating cake, and dogs beating cats. DULL DULL DULL

True, true.

So it comes down to Weed and Champagne? Well, that's...boring.

Also, obvious pink blusher on cheeks and chin (!?)

I knew it! Thanks for the explanation.

Fair point. I swear all the time, even when I'm feeling mellow, but you're not to know that ;)