Not outraged, sweetie; amused.

Because Madonna has a history of not being super-controlling over her image? Give me a break.

"I had hoped for a more kick-ass role model for growing old disgracefully. But it's her face and her money, so of course she can do what she wants."

I never thought of that, but now you mention it - YES. It's the super-large looking folicles and the strangely blurred-looking hairs. WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?

Exactly. Same here. Who the hell goes to the trouble of faking their pit hair, ffs?! She's lost it.
(Apologies - I deleted my original comment here and moved it when I remembered I could attach it to the picture.)

This is a weird one - but does anyone else think Madonna's armpit hair looks stuck on? Like an armpit merkin? Or, wait - DID SHE DYE IT?!

Yes. I think she dyed it! Gah

I love it... so lilting and gentle.

Ooops! Ignore

Yep. That is my point.

He's Irish. Sorry if it strains your poor American ears, unaccustomed as they are to listening to people from other countries.

There are loads of non-white people in the series from all over the world, that is one of the salient points: it's a history of cinema, not a history of American cinema.

What a sell-out. His father would be ashamed.

"Here's a wide ranging film montage that shows the evolution of film from its conception in 1878 to the whizbang movie trailers of today."

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

YA DON'T SAY

I feel sorry for the director; I bet he/she had to tell Nicki Minaj 20 times to stop waving her hands around. to no avail. This movie looks painful.

I always enjoy when the Jezebel sausage starts to look like the Cosmo sausage. Except less professional (Cosmo would never run the same headline construction twice in the same issue, ffs.)

YES PLEASE NOW

SAMANOSUKE! Damn! Now I need to go dig out my Onimushas!