She's amazing. Shame about the cheesy music.

Acid and Gin - I like to laugh and cry

No 'cunty bollocks' though? Oh well.

These women are about 50 million times cooler than Beyoncé and I'm way more interested in that lady's sandwich than I am in the song.

In this version, Melanie Daniels flips and takes all the birds out with an AK-47, while wearing shorty-shorts and a wet T-shirt.

Wth? This is on the wrong story. Stupid new kinja.

"So now it's time we start holding magazines and celebrities accountable for employing and palling around with someone who's known for gleefully sexually assaulting multiple women."

So, that's the end of Jezebel's love affair with Jared Leto and Lupita Nyong'o, then?

Calm down, I'm talking about a first draft.

Reel your neck in; I'm not saying everyone who watches it is a fame-whoring idiot, I'm saying Camille Paglia is. I watch the Hollywood one sometimes because it's entertainment that satisfies my baser instincts.

Frankly, you can't write this sheeeet.

He's such a dickhead.

Color me surprised; she's a fame-whoring idiot, so obviously she's going to love RH.

We analyze what they say because it influences the minds of millions more impressionable kids than a NYT op-ed ever will.

Yes, they do tend to go hand-in-hand.

Are you young? I feel like you've been brought up around some nasty women, internalized that behavior yourself, and now you're judging all women by that standard.

Don't worry, it's almost certainly not true.

Is Lily Allen an MRA?

I wasn't born in the States, so I have no idea what Spencer Gifts is, but I'm guessing a regular-old high street chain of gift stores, as opposed to a chain of sex shops? In which case, holy hell the 80s sure were even tackier than I remember.

I have no idea, but LOL, yes.

Fyi, there's a very bizarre borderline porn/NSFW still at the end.