“He stirs, the muscles in his back rippling, and his eyelids flicker open to reveal unfocused but brilliant green eyes.” This is a description of a man having a seizure.  The next line should be “She sensuously dialed for emergency services and rolled his taught, spasming body onto its side, putting her wallet between…

She’s as popular as a monorail salesman in North Haverbrook!

reminds me of the scene from the late 80s movie Soapdish where Sally Fields’ soap opera diva gets “restored” after emotional lows by going to the mall and letting her fans fawn over her.

I believe he will be the first of the TraitorTots to be indicted.

She lived in Canada while filming Suits. My Canadian friends all use the term ‘courgette.’ Perhaps that’s why she uses it. Better than ‘corgi,’ which my sleep-deprived / not-yet-caffeinated brain thought when I first saw the word!

You’ll always be my man, Louie Blue Raspberry.

ETA this is cool for many reasons. Yay female empowerment, yay new flavors. I have a feeling me and Cosmic Coconut are going to get along juuuuuust fine.

(borg means fort in Swedish)

That knife is clean. That used dildo didn’t cut anything.

You are among friends. I would still do that fox.

Second-hottest Robin Hood after the cartoon fox

That one was good, but Errol Flynn was the one, true, Robin Hood. (and a smokin’ hottie)

Good. Now bring us a half-decent take on the Little House series, chop chop.

#teamLogansdog

Perhaps the downside is that it marginalizes Hillary.

I feel you. My Jurassic Park-themed wedding dreams were similarly shattered. It’s, like c’mon people! JUST THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES!

Satchel Paige. Wikipedia him.