I drove one of these as a rental a few years back with an aftermarket exhaust. My gawd it sounded good. Like a supercar. Very fun to drive as well. If I ever think about buying a car in the next few years a used one of these is on my list for sure.
Now, this one, the red stuff can be stripped and or removed so that’s…

What a pain in the dick.  Make coffee at home.

Went to it once and never really saw the point or enjoyed my time on it.

As a guy who has a shitton of tools this makes me wince.
“No Jerry, you can’t borrow my Bridgeport for a week.”

After battling with the overly complicated digital kiosk to place our very simple order,
I thought it was just me but this is so true. That damned thing is so unintuitive.

I never wash anything unless it has solid chunks of dirt on it, which only happens if I pulled it from my yard.

We tried the apple goo last night. It was just this depressing, thin, apple like goo that looked like dog sick in a foil pan. It was sweet, had no texture and for me left this unpleasant bitter aftertaste.

The wife purchased an i3 from Carvana 6 or 76 months ago?

Some sort of slide doors or even stretched canvas would do wonders for covering up the car port in the middle. That hackup up Samari needs to either be made cool or tossed though. You nailed it with the FourTwo suggestion.

I bought a used one for the wife last year or so. I like the styling of it personally. I wish it had juuuuuuust a little bit more range because you can’t really spend the entire day out and about without some anxiety.

I can’t wait for her to get tired of it so I can take over and start doing dumb shit to it. Different…

I don’t scare easily so haunted houses are not my thing, but when the wife wants to go, you gotta go. I find it pretty awkward but don’t try to upstage the actors at all. I let them do their schtick, be the last or first guy of my group in a room depending on if they use me as a meat shield and generally just try to…

A properly prepared BLT with good bacon, good mayo, shitty lettuce, good tomatoes and lightly toasted bread is sublime.

I was on-board until I saw “Stevia”.  As the author mentioned, so gross.

I keep looking for the “next” page or some place to scroll, because there is no way you can say classic cafeteria food and not use the word ‘fiestada”.

• James Humphrey : Wait! You’re cutting into his butt!

Your picture makes me turgid.

I feel like it needs some shredded lettuce or veg on it. Right now it just looks like a college kid, late night, leftovers, refrigerator microwave thing. Maybe toss some tortilla strips on it to keep the crunch alive.

I wonder why?

Are they going to put the old motor in the trunk for ballast?

This sounds like an episode of Rescue Me.