every day i dont put heroin up my nose is a fucking miracle. i truly believe that even 2 years later

I’m sitting here hungover, and this popped up in my FB feed. I’m looking at having to close my business that I’ve had for nearly 10 years and while I’ve blamed everyone else possible for why I have screwed it up, it’s me. And beer. And I know it. I too have left myself “drunk me” messages to “sober me” (in my notes on…

I had a habit as a young drunk woman where I would “take breaks” from drinking. They were normally a few days or a week, the longest was a month. No one ever questioned them, everyone around me understood the “I am taking a break to give me body a rest” reason. Some people also assumed I was taking a break because I…

Rita Ora maybe?

YEAH! And I love dying fabrics! When they’re finally dead they’re no fun, but dying... so entertaining!

Is this an OK time to say that I tried Cora? And that they provide feminine sanitary products to women in developing countries? And that I think it’s such a good idea, I am only linking it directly, not with my promo code? Because I don’t want to be seen as promoting it for pay or benefit, but that I think it’s a…

It’s more about “celebrating” Celtic, Nordic and Ango-Saxon ancient cultures. Hence all the “fairies” stuff. Fairies, pixies, elves, Sidhe, trolls and what not played heavily into those cultures. Many pre-Christian European cultures were polytheist with a heavy mother goddesss bent to them. Yes, there is also a nod to…

Right?! So many people in my near-circles are into covens and witches, and like, 95% of what they do I am SO down with! Tea, fermenting, dying, knitting, being naked in the forest, bohemian whimsy. But then, they start making fucking head dresses, howling at the moon, and making plans to LITERALLY follow their…

Lindsay openly bullied my good friend who was at the same nightclub as her, around her VIP section. My friend is a stunning model and apparently the look of her upset Lindsay and her apparently SUPREMELY douchey group of friends (mostly guys), and a few of them “accidentally” bumped into her, and Lindsay shoved her…

By this afternoon, I overhear that 15 women have removed their IUDs together in a yurt.

in a somewhat related anecdote: i once was smokin’ some seriously dank weed with a friend and her mother. i commented on its potency as i was nearly growing into the couch. the mother responded “it’s because i fertilize them with my menstrual blood.” she explained that she would bury her tampons in the soil of each…

I admit to being a bit of a hippie. (Reiki healer, crystal pusher, and tie dye wearer) This sound positively awful. As I’m not a naval gazing womb worshiping fairy whisperer I don’t know if I’d spend more time cringing or laughing. You can go out in the woods and bleed on plants for free.

“P.S. Pokemon is free, dumbass”

I lived at home after I graduated college. I worked three jobs. I did not own a tv, I did not buy phone apps or ringtones or whatever else you’re complaining about. I was still broke as shit, and couldn’t make ends meet. I was not lazy. My friends were all the same way. Fuck you and your generalizations.

I did not get the impression she meant physically lazy. Her quote “Now we are finding out that they are living with their parents. They don’t have the initiative to go out and find a little apartment...She continued, “I understand the plight of younger people . . . The economic circumstances out there are very grim.…

Martha Stewart is worth $638 million. Martha got her start in the 80s. A) Do not even begin to compare her situation with Millennials, because *they do not compare.* B) I can’t even believe the ignorant whining about technology. Sweetie, those things are used and enjoyed by far more than millennials. C) If you’re not…

rofl why? it was rage nonsense.

lol you are so goddam furious

Lindsay’s such a self-serving liar! She threw ice from her drink at my back at Le Deux once, completely unprovoked. When I turned around to see who was pelting ice at my back, I was surprised and a bit horrified to see her sniveling at me, surrounded by a coterie of douchebags. I’ve never spoken to her, but if there…

He IS a grown man. She is a grown woman who doesn’t come across as one, which I’m sure is intentional.