It was like a grown woman's footie jammies or something. It was just an off-hand comment because the top was like a unicorn or a bear or something. And no shame, it's fine if you like to dress up as a unicorn in your off time. Do you. But she BANNED ME FROM HER SITE. THAT'S HOW INSECURE SHE IS ABOUT IT. Like, DO NOT…

I got banned from the ENTIRE SITE of XOJane for telling Jane that her plush onesie made her look like a furry. Apparently, that was just pushing the envelope TOO FAR. I like to think that the full staff had a meeting about me and were like, "idk, she's added value and her comments are decen..." then Jane SLAMS her…

Well I personally do prefer bearded men. But our culture doesn’t fetishize boyhood the way it does girlhood so, false equivalence. The roots of men shaving their faces are military, not sexual, even if some women do happen to enjoy it.

The desire for getting rid of natural hair on women comes from somewhere... and it is the hair that grows after puberty. Most women don’t shave their arms or have a bald scalp, neither of which changes with puberty. They get rid of leg hair, underarm hair, pubic hair and facial hair. Why is that??? I’m not being…

Well, as someone who stopped shaving, I’m pretty sick of everyone telling me I’m unhygenic/gross/ugly/smelly and lazy because I have hair. I’m also tired of seeing dudes (who probably wouldn’t go down anyway) claim any hair on a woman is the reason they won’t eat her out.

Seriously. I tend to be unsentimental about early pregnancy and unapologetic about my desire to lead a sinful selfish life. And yes, I’m frequently violent and drunk in my spare time when there is no one around to harm. Plus I have zero patience for repetitive and boring bullshit. Combine all those things and then…

I think he’s an idiot, but according to this article, not as much of an idiot as circumstances seem to suggest:

So you want me to believe that people had been eating this poisonous plant for ages with no problem, including this field guide he met personally, but the plant suddenly turned poisonous and killed him for... reasons? What? Did the plant just hate spoiled arrogant rich brats?

Pretty sure that eating plants that you’re unfamiliar with is a big no-no. I think eating mystery plants would easily fall under ego and incompetence.

I don’t. Should I? I am very much an idiot.

I can’t imagine the level of self-loathing it would take to be with that human stain if he wasn’t also an abusive piece of shit. Poor woman.

Cripes, yes. Bitch, if a fascist regime/junta/military dictatorship ever actually comes for your guns, you are not going to “stand against them.” You will be mowed down in twenty seconds and your guns confiscated.

WHO ARE ALL OF YOU TERRIFYING PEOPLE WHO WOULD LIE ABOUT HAVING GUNS IN THEIR HOUSE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE WORRIED ABOUT THEIR CHILDREN PLAYING THERE??? This is seriously the most fucking insane thing I have ever heard. What is WRONG with you??? Why is your love for guns more important than allowing those who dislike guns…

You are a weird fucking person if you lie to someone about keeping guns in your house.

Im pretty sure youre trolling.

Utter bullshit. My sister was around all sorts of methods like knives for years. It wasn’t until an uncle, unaware of her mental illness, gave her a gun that she successfully committed suicide. That idea of a moment of shocking obliteration draws them. That it completely obliterates them means it will work, unlike…

And that reply reinforces that perhaps they aren’t the most friendly/empathetic type. Not someone I need a kid ‘learning’ from.

Based on my time in Texas, her pro-gun stance, and bleached hair, I could have guessed her daughters names were Madison and Taylor without being told.

twitter is giving me life with all this mess going on

[The relationship] overshadowed a lot of my talents...