Don’t forget take pictures of everything. Those Asians and their cameras.

*Air purifiers and face masks made in China*

4. It’s made people funnier because they have to use sarcasm and jokes to cope with it:

“We now go live to China...”

Boobs or rocks?

“Oh, Shoots Dirty Needles, I’ve always dreamed of dining on peanut butter and crack sandwichs under a chandelier!”

As a fellow Canadian, allow me to apologize for the both of us.

Everyone who’s ever smoked pot has already beaten you to this thought ;)

You know the ol’ saying, “once you go Federation Space Dock”...

lol Most definitely. But, in either case, whether it’s Arctic/Antarctic, what flora? It is more complicated than I make it sound, for sure.

“Some say...”

One’s always bigger than the other. And the one that orbits lower, isn’t the one you’d think. The smaller one does.

My dog gave me ringworld once. The bitch.

I always wondered, since the poles are melting, and what with Antarctica being so much bigger, and, well, land, why we don’t just move the polar bears there, and some of the penguins to the Arctic?

Typical males... staying home while they send the women to get everyone groceries...

But it’s not a real relationship. They aren’t real, and neither are the emotions. Real relationships shouldn’t be gamified, absolutely. As much as I want a real relationship with Hroki from Skyrim, it ain’t gonna happen. Man, I wish it would... she doesn’t even respond to my Amulet of Mara :(

“Oh, right, I thought. I’m playing a video game. In video games, romance has a reward.”

Oh, so that’s what “fucked her sideways” means...