No, but that is how one gets AT-STDs.

Men who don’t wash their hands are psychopaths and should have every aspect of their lives scrutinized.

I work at a movie theatre and have to clean the bathrooms often. Women, if you go to the movies with a guy or a few guys in your crew, chances are they didn’t wash their hands.

Fus... Ro... D’uh!!!

More money in the treatment than the cure.

Who’s the man who won’t cop out when there’s trouble all about?

I hope it’s bad so I can fill my tub with everyone’s tears.

Haven’t you heard? Lady isn’t PC anymore. They prefer to be called Chromosomally advantaged beings.

I have a confused boner right now...

I’m calling my bookie now and betting my life’s savings that we’ll all find out Elmo raped more women than Cosby.

Sheesh, cut the cord already.

That book-ends nicely with “get in the kitchen, bitch!”

Who’s that guy?

Get her a book on the unsung woman hero who helped discover DNA, Rosalind Franklin. She was real.

As someone who works at a theatre, I’m excited for it to leave theatres.

Say what you want about the guy, I’ll agree, but, man, I like that shirt. I’d like it even more if it had a three button collar. I can’t stop buying those shirts. I call ‘em my Nathan Drake shirts.

Sometimes, the past just needs to stay there. I want my ex-girlfriend back, but, c’mon.

I cracked my neck so awesome last night, my head almost rolled off. Felt so good.

No.