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Fuckin’ Craig Mazin for President ‘16?

You’ll think that me dreaming of fucking Lindsay Lohan would be crazy, but, I woke up really happy.

I bought this game off the PS Network years ago, but I’ve barely played it. Not because it isn’t intriguing, but because it was so badly emulated for PS3. The voices are so terribly out of sync. I haven’t bought another PS2 game for PS3 since. I really want to play this, but, ugh. To me it’s unplayable.

Following this, Konami will make a lateral move into the Kock-blocking Kojima business.

I’m still playing Skyrim! On PS3!! With all those glitches that don’t seemed to have been patched!!! I’m setting ridiculous level goals for myself!!!! GIVE IT TO MEEEEE!!!!! I’m so tired of this game!!!!!! I want to FINALLY play Fallout 3!!!!!!!

Hehe, were you pretending they were talking about devs and games and DLC???

“Would the defendant please approach the bench...”

Despite not having ankles.

Yeah, they mean “fire off a few knuckle shots”.

Florida considers Trayvon Martin an inanimate object?

I crouch in Skyrim (yes, I’m still playing that) to increase Sneak, obviously. I play with a bow the moment I find one, then I lurk in the shadows from that moment on. I don’t want anyone to hear me, or any game I need to hunt for pelts to know I’m near. I approach pretty much every FPS this way (I play Skyrim…

Soooo, Fallout: VR?

I should mention, we were in what we thought was a hardly ever used stairwell at college, and, well, the door above us flew open and the person went up while we ran down... there was no happy ending...

If I had a nickel for every girl I had sex with, I too would have two nickels.

CONGRATULATIONS, AMERICA! Your bed is now ready to sleep in.

Victor Lucas, Scott Jones, Marissa Roberto>Keightley.

How cool would it be if there was a super hi-res Minecraft? You’re all gonna say “no”, but fuck you, I think it’d be cool...