I have a confused boner right now...

I’m calling my bookie now and betting my life’s savings that we’ll all find out Elmo raped more women than Cosby.

Say what you want about the guy, I’ll agree, but, man, I like that shirt. I’d like it even more if it had a three button collar. I can’t stop buying those shirts. I call ‘em my Nathan Drake shirts.

Sometimes, the past just needs to stay there. I want my ex-girlfriend back, but, c’mon.

No.

Awk....ward...

Then after you become the tentacle monster, you turn into the crying anime schoolgirl being raped by the tentacle monster, I’m guessing?

“KICK HER ASS, SEABASS!!!”

Oh God, not this again... anything but another race issue. Anything.

The people who badmouth XIII are the same ones who say X was great.

Here how to hack this lifehack:

Fuckin’ Craig Mazin for President ‘16?

You’ll think that me dreaming of fucking Lindsay Lohan would be crazy, but, I woke up really happy.

I bought this game off the PS Network years ago, but I’ve barely played it. Not because it isn’t intriguing, but because it was so badly emulated for PS3. The voices are so terribly out of sync. I haven’t bought another PS2 game for PS3 since. I really want to play this, but, ugh. To me it’s unplayable.

Following this, Konami will make a lateral move into the Kock-blocking Kojima business.

I’m still playing Skyrim! On PS3!! With all those glitches that don’t seemed to have been patched!!! I’m setting ridiculous level goals for myself!!!! GIVE IT TO MEEEEE!!!!! I’m so tired of this game!!!!!! I want to FINALLY play Fallout 3!!!!!!!

Hehe, were you pretending they were talking about devs and games and DLC???

“Would the defendant please approach the bench...”