Despite not having ankles.

Yeah, they mean “fire off a few knuckle shots”.

Florida considers Trayvon Martin an inanimate object?

I crouch in Skyrim (yes, I’m still playing that) to increase Sneak, obviously. I play with a bow the moment I find one, then I lurk in the shadows from that moment on. I don’t want anyone to hear me, or any game I need to hunt for pelts to know I’m near. I approach pretty much every FPS this way (I play Skyrim…

Soooo, Fallout: VR?

I should mention, we were in what we thought was a hardly ever used stairwell at college, and, well, the door above us flew open and the person went up while we ran down... there was no happy ending...

If I had a nickel for every girl I had sex with, I too would have two nickels.

CONGRATULATIONS, AMERICA! Your bed is now ready to sleep in.

Victor Lucas, Scott Jones, Marissa Roberto>Keightley.

How cool would it be if there was a super hi-res Minecraft? You’re all gonna say “no”, but fuck you, I think it’d be cool...

Lemme guess. You can’t walk on the grass.