Awk....ward...

LoL, here’s a wetwipe to clean your shoe ‘cuz you stepped in it!!!

Then after you become the tentacle monster, you turn into the crying anime schoolgirl being raped by the tentacle monster, I’m guessing?

“KICK HER ASS, SEABASS!!!”

Oh God, not this again... anything but another race issue. Anything.

The people who badmouth XIII are the same ones who say X was great.

Just give ‘em a Toys ‘R Us gift card and see what they pick for themselves.

Yeah, it’d be great if Lucas had wrote in more women, but, he didn’t, so, y’know... Bigger crime was he directed the prequels, which, I know, this point is just one big dead horse, and, soon, so will the not-enough-women in SW argument... I’m sure Paul Feig can just reboot Star Wars years from now with Kristen Wiig…

Bottom left corner: I was walking like that today after I farted too hard downtown and something didn’t feel... normal. Had to walk for 20 minutes back to my apartment to do a damage assessment and wipe.

Here how to hack this lifehack:

Fuckin’ Craig Mazin for President ‘16?

Awesome.

You’ll think that me dreaming of fucking Lindsay Lohan would be crazy, but, I woke up really happy.

I bought this game off the PS Network years ago, but I’ve barely played it. Not because it isn’t intriguing, but because it was so badly emulated for PS3. The voices are so terribly out of sync. I haven’t bought another PS2 game for PS3 since. I really want to play this, but, ugh. To me it’s unplayable.

Following this, Konami will make a lateral move into the Kock-blocking Kojima business.

I’m still playing Skyrim! On PS3!! With all those glitches that don’t seemed to have been patched!!! I’m setting ridiculous level goals for myself!!!! GIVE IT TO MEEEEE!!!!! I’m so tired of this game!!!!!! I want to FINALLY play Fallout 3!!!!!!!

Hehe, were you pretending they were talking about devs and games and DLC???

“Not those ones, idiot, remember?!”