No way. Song for the dead, QoTSA

Opportunity to have one of them bonk their head missed.

He can’t even spell Thomas Jesserfon.

“Would the defendant please approach the bench...”

Despite not having ankles.

Yeah, they mean “fire off a few knuckle shots”.

Florida considers Trayvon Martin an inanimate object?

I crouch in Skyrim (yes, I’m still playing that) to increase Sneak, obviously. I play with a bow the moment I find one, then I lurk in the shadows from that moment on. I don’t want anyone to hear me, or any game I need to hunt for pelts to know I’m near. I approach pretty much every FPS this way (I play Skyrim…

Soooo, Fallout: VR?

I should mention, we were in what we thought was a hardly ever used stairwell at college, and, well, the door above us flew open and the person went up while we ran down... there was no happy ending...

If I had a nickel for every girl I had sex with, I too would have two nickels.

What intelligent inhabitants?

CONGRATULATIONS, AMERICA! Your bed is now ready to sleep in.

Victor Lucas, Scott Jones, Marissa Roberto>Keightley.

Drinking out of Apollo bags???

How cool would it be if there was a super hi-res Minecraft? You’re all gonna say “no”, but fuck you, I think it’d be cool...

Lemme guess. You can’t walk on the grass.

Aaah, now I got the DS9 theme song stuck in my head...

Oh, who cares? We wouldn’t be reading true crime if we didn’t have a sick, twisted fascination with it.