Earlier this week, I went to TGI Fridays for the very first time. I wasn’t there to eat ironically, lambaste the food, or disparage the place outright.

Feel like along with just “hot”, I’ve seen a lot of “hot honey” this year. I started seeing it last year, but it got some real traction this year, to the point that lots of chain places started introducing it. 

Did someone steal the front wheel, handlebars, and seat/post off a white bike? That’s some low shit right there.

While he may be the final, final, final boss of the game, I still found more satisfaction killing V.II Snail, even considering Snail was by far the more one dimensional character. Getting the final word on that arrogant asshole was some of the best catharsis in a game I’ve felt in a while. 

I’m actually surprised how relatively civil the chat is over this list. Truly a Christmas miracle.

There’s no way I’m going to wait in a line for food that’s long enough that I’ll have to bring my own food to eat while waiting in line for food.

Panda Express is Chinese American food. Just a form that was made to be mass produced ahead of orders and hot-held, resulting in general lower quality when compared to order on demand restaurants. And that’s not even to say it tastes bad or anything. Just things like keeping crispy textures crispy or sauces from not…

At $275 million, The Marvels’ budget was over double Wonka’s ($125 million), which obviously makes a huge difference in what should have been its overall earning potential.

That’s exactly what this precise scenario should be called!

WWII ended 78 years ago. While not “ancient”, that is certainly established by this point. 

True. Maybe that’s the line in the sand. “We aren’t changing any recipes regardless of your Mandela Effect recollection of any dish”. And I can get behind that. Like ordering a bolognaise that they’ve been cooking for the good part of an entire day and the customer insisting on putting ketchup on it because “that’s…

I get that people have different tastes and all, but to insist cream is in carbonara, an old and very well established recipe, to the point you’re arguing a restauranteur and/or their chef, is kind of insane. And if you insist on having it that way, it is no longer carbonara--the thing you asked for. I completely…

The OG Xbox One having HDMI IN as well as OUT was such a cool feature. My TV’s starting state was Xbox’s home screen because of this set up. Didn’t have to mess around with input. Could switch to TV using Xbox’s OS.

Could have been worse. They could have started with cool ranch. 

Indeed. Shawarma bread is its own very distinct thing completely separate from typical flour tortillas. Shawarma is soft with a spongy center that survives the light toasting it typically gets by the vertical grill. 

What was up with the early 2000's infatuation with faux wood paneling in that ghastly gold or red mahogany color?

I can’t figure out the French. This is the exact thing I thought they’d roll their eyes over, having access to actual fresh pastries. 

I was about to say...this is actually the most reasonable priced item in all of Disney. 

The worst is the 12 Pains of Christmas. 

Billy looks like a golden. He also appears to be biting more than just tires.