Did someone steal the front wheel, handlebars, and seat/post off a white bike? That’s some low shit right there.

While he may be the final, final, final boss of the game, I still found more satisfaction killing V.II Snail, even considering Snail was by far the more one dimensional character. Getting the final word on that arrogant asshole was some of the best catharsis in a game I’ve felt in a while. 

I’m actually surprised how relatively civil the chat is over this list. Truly a Christmas miracle.

There’s no way I’m going to wait in a line for food that’s long enough that I’ll have to bring my own food to eat while waiting in line for food.

I’m getting Zuck explaining extremely basic computer functions to Congress vibes.

Generally speaking, yes. But I do have a little concern about how this might impact the landscape of having potentially dozens of app stores and their own direct to vendor payments. To get “Killer App X”, will I need to install their own storefront, set up a new account, and have my personal information in yet another…

I think there is something to be said about superhero fatigue after Endgame, and that 1.5 years off felt more like 0 years off considering everything, including movie theaters, was closed in that specific time period. However, I’d also throw it out there that everything that followed Endgame was mediocre in writing and…

Panda Express is Chinese American food. Just a form that was made to be mass produced ahead of orders and hot-held, resulting in general lower quality when compared to order on demand restaurants. And that’s not even to say it tastes bad or anything. Just things like keeping crispy textures crispy or sauces from not…

At $275 million, The Marvels’ budget was over double Wonka’s ($125 million), which obviously makes a huge difference in what should have been its overall earning potential.

That’s exactly what this precise scenario should be called!

WWII ended 78 years ago. While not “ancient”, that is certainly established by this point. 

True. Maybe that’s the line in the sand. “We aren’t changing any recipes regardless of your Mandela Effect recollection of any dish”. And I can get behind that. Like ordering a bolognaise that they’ve been cooking for the good part of an entire day and the customer insisting on putting ketchup on it because “that’s…

I get that people have different tastes and all, but to insist cream is in carbonara, an old and very well established recipe, to the point you’re arguing a restauranteur and/or their chef, is kind of insane. And if you insist on having it that way, it is no longer carbonara--the thing you asked for. I completely…

The OG Xbox One having HDMI IN as well as OUT was such a cool feature. My TV’s starting state was Xbox’s home screen because of this set up. Didn’t have to mess around with input. Could switch to TV using Xbox’s OS.

I kind of like parts of the underlying notion of why this might be good, but also fear that it will usher in fragmented standards like pre Web 2.0 where even rendering a website was a crapshoot across browsers. What if Apple eventually does their own thing too? Then MS?

Could have been worse. They could have started with cool ranch. 

Indeed. Shawarma bread is its own very distinct thing completely separate from typical flour tortillas. Shawarma is soft with a spongy center that survives the light toasting it typically gets by the vertical grill. 

What was up with the early 2000's infatuation with faux wood paneling in that ghastly gold or red mahogany color?

I can’t figure out the French. This is the exact thing I thought they’d roll their eyes over, having access to actual fresh pastries. 

I get the point of it, but the utility is just not there with a 3 line display. And it certainly doesn’t make any financial sense. When I’m writing, I’m constantly revising paragraph structure. It would be a pain in the ass trying to do that with a 3 line display, as well as a kick in the nuts that it cost me $350.