Too true, but it’s crazy how blown up the issue is on the bachelorette compared to being basically not addressed on the bachelor. I think it’s because the expectations of masculinity are so intense and ingrained, and the more “alpha” the guy the more of a giant baby they are about these things. But because of this I…

Oh no, you mean when I blow-dry my poop covered hands I’m getting germs everywhere?!
For real though isn’t this a non-issue as long as you are using the hand-dryer after washing your hands? What a weird study..

Damn, my preferred method of letting my wrists go limp and violently flailing my hands around will never beat Dyson’s poo-flinging numbers.