South Park made Timmy and Jimmy peers of the main characters. They are not defined by their disabilities, and are annoyed at those who try talk down to them. Jimmy was the hero of a recent season, in which he stands up for freedom of the press at a time when a cowardly town could have cared less.

So, the lesson is, if someone, somewhere, has it worse, you are never, ever allowed to complain?

Depending on what state you’re in, I think voting for Jill Stein is a very fine thing to do.

And besides, that implicitly blames Nader for Gore losing, which is false. Gore lost because he didn’t earn enough votes, not because Nader stole them.

No Sanders supporter owes Clinton their vote. The onus is on her to earn those votes, and if she can’t, then she’s flawed, not the voters.

Wish all you want, but no primary is decided until CA and NJ weigh in.

Hillary Clinton murdered Vince Foster.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

Is anyone else slightly disturbed that we all just decided to accept Louis CK is a sex offender based on random, unrelated stories about random, unrelated comics acting creepy?

Cliff Lee did this to Indians fans in 2007. The next year he won the Cy Young.

He just released his tax plan and I hear it’s good, but I can’t make heads of tails of it: