In other related news, the city of Philadelphia will stop referring to the 76ers as a basketball team, since they seem to be playing another sport against their opponent professional basketball teams. They’ll now be know as that “team that exists.” But I do recognize that they're in the right here.

These are the moments Mr. Zurkon lives for!

If it’s gas he could just utilize a tube, connect it to some crazy gun, and still blow shit up!

That’s the confident look of somebody who knows he’s about to blow some shit up.

yeah..when civ iv first came out my wife and i had a fight after she went to bed at 10pm and next thing its like 8 am and she catches me still playing Civ IV.. i have that “baba yetu” song forever ingrained in me noggin’

Totally. But, Civ II for me (cause I’m old).

One morning, I woke up, came downstairs and said:
“Let’s play some Civ 5!” New game> Small Map> Medium A.I.> Archipelago. *Start*

Then I had lunch, then I brought down dinner, and then I finished the match I started at 8 a.m. and went to bed at 12:30 a.m. And that’s the story of how interrogator-chaplain spent a whole…

Not strictly a marathon, but...

I was in college when the Diablo II expansion came out. I bought it before starting my senior thesis, and decided that I would only play the game when the thesis was complete. Sure enough, I kept to my word, finished my thesis months in advance, and got to Diabloing around. I didn’t…

This is my cat. She looks like a stuffed animal. She loves boxes more than anything in the world.

Best thing I ever bought my cat was a cardboard tank. She loves it because it’s essentially just a box, and I get to enjoy watching her dumb little face pop out of it.

You haven’t earned it, though. ; )

It’s a flat surface that is currently being unoccupied by a cat so he’s being helpful and remedying that. All he asks in return is skritches.

I’m going to have to find a way to incorporate dildochugger into my everyday vocabulary.

I preferred Ms. Pac-Man because it only cost nineteen cents to play rather than the full quarter necessary to play Pac-Man.

I spent over $40 on comics yesterday. All Marvel. All Secret Wars.

...I want this superpower. Why can’t I have this superpower? I’d take it over the cool stuff like flying or super strength!

We’ll make our OWN.