SHADOW TEDDIE NEVER EXISTED AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A GODDAMN LIAR. *curls up in a fetal position* cantsleepshadowteddiewilleatmecantsleepshadowteddiewilleatmecantsleep...

beary sad*

Bitchin’ game!

My fan character Cinos - Sonic’s long lost twin brother - is COMPLETELY original.

Why not both all three? How about an old man ninja boyfriend for hire? Butler suit optional.

Well said. But there’s also something about the conservative Christian response that bugs me. ALOT. They act like men are thinking about sex & rape ALL. THE. TIME. They act like all men would molest/rape if they knew they could get away with it. One of the Duggar in laws seemed to imply that all men would have done…

Step it up, Human Torch cosplayers.

an amusement park ride that goes through a tunnel? better watch your heads

Sorry, your anecdotal evidence is meaningless. I’m not saying it’s not stupid, I’m specifically replying that cigars represent more of a threat than naked demons with nipple rings.

That’s what I’m going to use when I sell my house

Maybe you are an alchemist and discovered how to turn a flour into chocolate?

Alright. That’s it. Who wants to do a choreo’d dance vid with me? Violent vid games might not make people violent, but gaddamn, this game makes me want to dance.

Obligatory.

I think his name probably...

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Holy shit, the comments on this article.

I'll fix this for you. "Catlateral Damage is just a demo for the moment, but you can play it for free in your browser right meow."