The Cyberquad is an armored children carrier from the future. It’s what Bladerunner would buy his kid for Christmas after he lost custody in a messy divorce from Mrs. Bladerunner.

Due to budget cuts, they outsourced to a tech company. Lauren isn’t actually a real person. You know how if you need a contractor you go to “Angie’s List”? Same deal here, just for cops.

Just gonna leave this here

In related news, America First Legal is picketing screenings of the film “Asteroid City”.  The protest is because the group claims Wes Anderson movies do not have enough white people in them.

It’s the perfect size for Bladerunner to store the blades he runs.

Whatever you say there, Kirk Van Houten.

I feel like we’ve been here before.

Shoot, one of the Eric Rudolph’s stated reasons for his bombing spree was that he was violently against abortion. The AV club just called bombing the Olympics  “silly extremists ineffectually battling over the issue of abortion.”