Well, it’s either a shift back to the left with Biden, or 4 more years of a racist cheeto in a bad toupee’. Bernie is just a touch too far out there for most, and WAY too far out there for a smaller percentage. As long as the progressives go ahead and vote for whoever the Democrat is, we’ll win. We can’t afford…

This is a bad take.

Fuck off with this bullshit.

My usual shill for Chicago Motors: 3.5L twin turbo AWD Taurus.

If doing their fucking job is abuse, they should quit dipshit.

This kind of makes me want to write a hate comment because you seem to have a lot of fun reading them so here goes:

I use mine to root for truffles.

This truck was built for stupidity. People who bought this new are the same types who wear Oakley “Thin Blue Line Edition” sunglasses, and refer to sex in very aggressive terms. They don’t make love to a woman. They crush some pussy. They pound some poon. They slam some ham.

They were so close to getting a pardon too, based on today’s criteria. It was a financial crime that affected hundreds of people done for purely selfish gain. Textbook “very unfair treatment”, but then they also found them with a small amount of weed, so it’s 35 to life for them!

I don’t get her. Probably because I’m an old. I like being an old. It keeps me from understanding stuff.  Like why kids want to dress up like highlighter markers.  Is that a drug thing?  Probably.  Bunch of little bastard dopers.  Ought to call the cops on ‘em.  Billy Elijah is a juggalo.

It’s not that they were all that quiet but herbivores of the time were known to always have their Air Pods in. One herbivore, Toocoolious Forschoolious in particular had a distinct lack of shits to give, due mainly to narrow hip bones, and would frequently wear dark shades even when cloudy.  That, combined with the…

Don’t be mean! It needs them to cut down trees so it can build a dam!

Can Tom Brady be the chair? It’s blond and wooden and is rightfully stepped on.

Hi Elon

“Hello… Mr., uh, Turner. I see you’re applying for the job of office assistant here at the Legion?”

I’d like to buy the rights to this story.

Damn,  I'm surprised you just didn't buy some super-cool sporty ride.   Cuz I thought underwater welders made mad money.

My 2000 Red ‘stang: A Eulogy, or, the story of four failures.

TEH LIBTURDZ R FUCKING UNDERAGE CALZONES!

Don’t bother trying to engage with waclark - he never argues in good faith about anything.