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I would recommend start with season 4, then 5,6,8,All Stars 2,7,2, AS1, 1. And you have to watch all the untucked episodes for each episode (it’s all the behind the scenes drama, and is an additional half hour)

The Art of the Deely

My tits hang naturally, I don’t need a tattoo to do it for me

I know I’ll catch shit for this, but Lena has the ugliest fucking tattoos.

This is my moment in the ketchup-flavored sun.

Would a land war in Asia be justifiable if it were 100% guaranteed of ridding the world of Chris Brown?

I’m just here to high five this article. And you!

(The hosts of My Favorite Murder have not returned requests for comment.)

Wait, can I get my White Genocide merit badge just for talking to black men? I thought I had to procreate with one.

I actually joined the party in replying to Morgan. And then, after her final takedown, sent Jo this .gif:

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

You should always read the article

DON’T DO IT TAMRON! I have it on good authority Megyn Kelly has cooties. Also Megyn Kelly reminds me of Marguerite in “Ever After”

Yeah. I used to get pissed at my roommate when he posted that he was out of town while we were living together and gave him shit about it/asked that he stop doing it.

SAG Awards leftovers: Thandie Newton is the bossiest of bosses:

Can Punching Robin Thicke in the Dick please become a thing, like the Ice Bucket Challenge, or Punching Richard Spencer? It’s just something I’d LOVE to see everybody doing as often as they can.

I thought the pegging was a fun nod to his sexual fluidity.

Because you’re not allowed to play skeeball at Chuck E Cheese unless you’re there with a kid.

As a comic nerd, I was never terribly interested in Deadpool. However my non nerd wife and I enjoyed the movie immensely. Perversely funny and good smash-smash action. Plus, pegging. If LA LA Land’s mediocrity deserves 14 nominations, Deadpool deserves one or two?