I want you to shut the fuck up. Thanks in advance.

Jude is right. I’m not living. I am not even human. I am a spirit who only briefly takes corporeal form to post Harry Styles gifs on Jezebel. Here’s the secret: it may not be living, but it’s wonderful.

i assumed she wrote dumb shit because why else would she be getting hate. i looked at those pictures and she just pull-quoted bible verses that meant a lot to her. what is wrong with that? she put a fuck ton of work into it too.

Canadian.

What is this apathy?! I blame 2016.

As a general rule, if it’s Camille Paglia doing it, then it’s 100% being done wrong (and probably very, very shitty, too).

I feel like there are a lot of ways to be a feminist, but as a general rule, if your way involves “mean-spirited discussion of another woman’s aging face and body” then you’re probably doing it wrong

P.S. I am from central Texas, which means we drove through Waco every time we went to Dallas. The only thing I love about that town is that BEAUTIFUL collection of fast food restaurants directly across the interstate from Baylor. They had everything a hungry driver could ever want.

I don’t think you understand how cults work. I do - my mom was in one, my brother was born in to it. Brainwashing is a real thing, and part of being in a cult is losing your entire ability to think for yourself or make independent decisions. I doubt that he said “hey, Brother Jones*, how ‘bout I take your daughter on…

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THE FACE ON THE SCALE?!?!?

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

This is America’s Shade Queen, don’t ever forget it.

He has such high regards for the sanctity of marriage that he did it three times! That’s three times more regard than someone who is only married once! Did I get this right, Kellyanne?

As a professional musician who has spent half of my life in a practice room learning how to actually play, it always chaps my ass when glorified karaoke singers call themselves musicians. And great, now I sound like Simon Cowell before I’ve even had my coffee.

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

As a practicing attorney, normally agree, but in this instance, go get ‘em. Full disclosure: I refuse to let my friends or family put me on facebook as a general matter and have gotten into it w/ my SIL over the issue. She overshares like a motherfucker. Also, a fair number of her posts are racist GOP garbage.

No mention of the role she’s ACTUALLY best known for, Amy Pond from Doctor Who? FOR SHAME.

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Yes, the deck in Below Decks is a holodeck and VPR stands for Vulcans Promoting Robots