Truth is, the only person who’s life is at risk is Kats himself

“So, do State Department travel warnings reflect actual danger for American tourists?”

Take it easy, Armstrong. Some people have physical limitations that prevent them from walking 10 miles or biking 50. Others, like myself, are just fucking lazy.

In Ontario, 50 km/h over the speed limit is automatically a stunt driving charge. The highway they were stopped on has a 100 km/h speed limit.

Yeah...because people on instagram are bastions of innocence and truth.

Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

jesus.....cross the rear straps, dudes.

This is why you should have a co-driver.

It will pay for the first two years of the study on replacing school busses, afterwards there wont be any money left so they will have to use stuff from David Tracy’s back yard instead

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

Here’s the thing. That snake in the picture is a garter snake. They are the snake equivalent of a tiny, fluffy kitten. They pose literally zero potential harm. Sure, they could try to gum you with their tiny tooth-less mouths, and it might leave the equivalent of a red mark you might otherwise get by pinching your…

The government was going to just ask for the money back but didn’t want to be seen as....um.... you know what- forget it.

When I get loaded, people call me “sir” all the time. Usually in the context of “please calm down, sir” or “sir, you will need to get down from the table”

You really shouldn’t purchase a car when you’re loaded.

I’m sure that, given the NCAA’s long and distinguished history of being morally bankrupt, this will give them enough of an excuse to say that NC has taken the necessary steps to correct this injustice and earn back the right to host all tournaments.

Oh wild. Atlanta is having problems with time management. You don’t say?

These posts are getting old. “Man parks collection of fire trucks in front of house” “man parks airplane in driveway”. Can we stop defending these people? They are any eyesore, and they make the neighborhood look like a circus, which hurts house prices. What’s so wrong with neighbors trying to maintain their house…

Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”

Irvin’s lawyer told TMZ that these latest allegations are completely false: “You expect the public to believe that Michael Irvin had drugs and *gave* them to another person rather than use them all himself?”