To be fair, it will still be easier to repair than your Willys David.

I mean... if anyone’s going to kick a torpedo...

I’d rather hear the noise of the cars and risk damage to my hearing, than be victim to the witless banter of people who would actually go to a NASCAR event.

Do people not know that a 71 bus doesn’t have a diesel emissions cheat code?

M badges on non-M BMWs.

Maybe read the comment and take a quiet moment to digest things like “the gif showed up on the front page” before responding?

I usually don’t comment, but as an ER doctor seeing the reactions of players here and also yesterday’s story about Kone “saving” an unconscious player’s life, I have to say something. If some one sustains a head/neck injury like this DO NOT start prying his/her mouth open to prevent tongue swallowing. Please DO leave…

And with this new rule, his career will be taking a step back.

I guess to understand it you’d have to look at what happens with Democrats actually in power vs. their stated platform.

His deal reportedly gives him final say on such things as all roster matters.

Better headline:

Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Spending too much time in the bathrooms of bars will do that to you.

I heard he was ready to walk away, but the Steelers just don’t take no for an answer...

Ranadive: Hey DeMarcus, what do you think about a trade for Buddy Hield?

I’m loving that shoelaces have you this fired up. The velcro/shoelace debate has never even entered my mind and you’ve got a legitimate stance on the matter. Respect.

you mean to tell me that if attention had actually be paid to velcro r&d in the past 25 years, we wouldn’t have a velcro system as-good-if-not-better than some bits of string cunningly slotted into holes? if people weren’t so hung up on what looks normal and had a little intellectual curiosity and imagination, we…

Uber should probably develop autonomous lawyer technology instead.