This should be easy.

That’s a really big drone. Sure looks like an AS350.

An E46 with 4,700 miles?

What Muslim ban? Muslims from Italy, Germany, etc. can still enter the country.

Hold up, let me wipe the surprise off my face.

You seem like the type of “mindset” that purposely misses the trashcan so that a Janitor can pick it up for you....

These just seem like dick moves now... When I turned my jetta in I felt sort of bad for the guy at the dealership because he keeps getting harassed and blamed by customers. The guy at the dealership probably had nothing to do with the scandal. Just turn in the car. It’s not that hard to act like an adult.

The positive spin is she got rid of her Saturn.

The production version actually had it integrated into the windshield, but the panel gap was just so huge that it looked like a traditionally mounted mirror.

Hysterical. Now liberals care about Executive power? Where were these morons when Barack Obama was waging war on Libya without ANY consultation of Congress much less congressional approval, something even George Bush sought and received for his ill-advised military adventures?

Oh great - I was just about to start marketing Titreist golf balls over there.

I think we’re really going to miss Tyler...

Is this what the new F/A is going to be? Click Bait Material?

“We call this one the model R” “What does R stand for?” “Receivership”

Quoth the raven: “Zachary Orr.”

Did not even have to read anything before clicking NP. The shell alone is worth asking price.

I would end my friendship with the groom, dissolve my relationships with his entire family and agree to never again speak to any and all of our mutual friends before I would perform in a choreographed dance at his wedding.

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

It’s all good. For their effort, they’re rewarded with a one year renewable scholarship, sometimes leading to a highly marketable degree in (whatever the easiest major is at Oregon, because they don’t have time to do anything else).