I’ve always thought of the Prius as a niche vehicle but this is ridiculous.

#Letsgoplaces

It’s all good. For their effort, they’re rewarded with a one year renewable scholarship, sometimes leading to a highly marketable degree in (whatever the easiest major is at Oregon, because they don’t have time to do anything else).

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

parthenogenesis and viviparous.

Throw in a blu-ray of UHF and you’ve sold me.

FYI 50meters isn’t too deep for scubadivers. Only for recreational divers. I’m certified to 50meters. Staged decompression diving

Keep in mind that the TSA under testing conditions has a 97% failure rate of detecting weapons.

She was referring to the vandalism, not Gettleman’s hair style.

Toyota owners

I have absolutely no problem with the government aggressively pursuing a criminal case against Audi and its culpable executives. Such prosecutions are fully warranted, IMO. However, the prosecution does perhaps seem a bit gratuitous considering similar indictments weren’t sought against GM when it’s clear that company…

So, to recap:

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

I don’t give enough fucks to do the your quiz. >:P

The hula girl and gnome are subtle commentary on the concept Microbus vs the possible production Microbus.

Always so fucking negative. What about all the economic benefits the games created? Not a single mention, not one.

I’m not going to work tomorrow. I need to be with a beer.

overlapping social circles.

So... it’s gang members shooting each other. Cool. Now can we focus on THAT problem rather than throwing legislative resources at law-abiding people by restricting behavior with laws that gang members will not obey?

The rest of the Knicks showed their solidarity with D Rose by also failing to show up for the game.