He was only off by two feet.

Gee, the one unifying theme in all these was a dislike and mistrust of Hillary. Something much of the left agrees with. Someone remind me why the DNC pretty much anointed her as the nominee again?

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

Think for a second. Think about how egotistical you need to be to start the season as QB, have your shoulder explode around week 2, not come back until the end, see your team go 1-15 and think “heh, nailed it.”

Oh shit you can get more? I’d finally gotten rid of mine.

He really wanted a driver.

Let’s be honest: those goofy scratch off tickets and fake keys that are mainstays of traveling circus shitshows like OnPoint and Redline are sleazy and are very effective at producing streams of irritated people that believe that they actually won something, all in the hopes that 0.5% of them will turn out to be…

Age 12? Big deal. I plunked my 8 year old in the head just the other day. Sure she cried and cried, and my wife was fucking PISSED. But one thing’s for sure, she’ll never fucking crowd the plate on me again.

as a new yorker, cannot agree more. +1 bagel

Fuck drum brakes.

Horrible waste of a perfectly good vat of molten aluminum

I’m sure these warnings will be just as heeded as the “don’t run the one person who might lose to an idiot like Donald Trump” warning.

Next time you are hanging out with your buddies, trip one and kick the other in the balls. Then report back about who was more upset.

Naked Mole Rats of the world unite. “Don’t insult me.”

One day a blonde comes up to a man’s door and asks him if he has any odd jobs. The man says “I’ll give you $50 to paint the porch out back.” The blonde goes to work and after 30 minutes, she comes back, and tells the man she is done. “Wow, that was fast,” the man says. The blonde replies, “yes, I know, but that …

How do you know if a car buyer is lost?

This doesn’t help in my quest to dislike Kevin Durant

The NBA will probably fine him for criticising the criticism of the refs.

Jesus, what’s he going to have to do to please you, forward you some 19th division Kazakh Over-90 soccer league bloopers?

A well-polished mechanic.