She really could have used a pile of guns to cushion her fall.

Jerry needs to remind the players not to wear their jerseys while they’re beating women.

Does it seem strange that they had to see a leak to notice 250,000 gallons of gas that somehow didn’t make it to its destination? Didn’t they wonder where it went? If not...*google - How to tap a hose into a gas pipeline*

(Gas Prices in) The South Shall Rise Again!

I’ve seen these guys before:

Raiders Fan Knocks Out Raiders Fan In Extremely Slow Fight

People need to understand Saleen just blinks in and out of existence at will. They’re not bound by conventional corporate finances in much the same way as electrons don’t obey Newtonian mechanics.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

He probably just has to repair the welds on his intake manifold.

With a combination like this, I’d be worried about blowing a tranny.

sooooo uhhh what bathroom does it use? and does it hate pedestrians?

Question: Do you have an understanding as to the word consent?

Hell, if he were the starting quarterback, he’d still be playing on Saturday.

I mean, maybe this is the wrong way to look way to look at it, but I’m kind of happy that he didn’t actually quit the show in a blaze of hatred, and that at the very least he wasn’t a hypocritical asshole.

Because he’s not a “pipeline exec” and Quest isn’t a pipeline or oil company. Looks more like a consultants group or some other bullshit. Look at this steaming pile of a sentence:

Gawker Media the place where the left can do no wrong, the right is always the enemy, and there’s no such thing as a moderate. It would be nice to come to a website about cars and not have a political spin on every third article.

Amateurs. I’m sure the Nigerian royalty would be more than willing to provide an introductory course to scamming, for just a few dollars sent through Western Union.

And people wonder why Britain and the United States don’t want these refugees.

The exact type of people who you’d expect to buy jet skis, buy jet skis.