Or the giant ball of fire affected something in the parking brake cable, as well.

pretty sure god loves skee ball actually....

God doesn’t hate NASAR- God hates Brian France and NASCAR is just collateral damage.

People who hate cars usually buy pieces of shit anyway.

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

Just drive, it moves or it dies. A couple years back a herd of geese were meandering in the road outside my office park. Traffic in both directions had stopped to wait for these lazy-ass shit factories to get out of the road. I slowly creeped closer and closer to them, guess what? They got the fuck out the way. Stupid…

No steering rack in that 1934 Mercedes-Benz W25 rather a good old recirculating ball steering box as many Mercedes road cars used up untill about 2005.

I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

The build is going to cost the buyer $90,000, and that doesn’t include the price of the truck

FINALLY, the RamCat logo has a place

They lost me at “3" body lift”, rather than “3" cowl hood”.

I hope not. I like air.

That’s my son! He’s fine. A couple scraped elbows and a huge grin. 14 year old JT Vukovcan. Wants Kang to sign his ball.

Of course they didn’t cut the trip short. Sapp had 2 hours left on his shift as first mate, and boy does he need the money.

Three hours at a football game is three hours that somebody is not gambling. Casinos aren't in the business of encouraging visitors to spend time outside.

Voting someone out of office yet sill facing a billion dollars in bond payments for the next 20 years, sure seems like a hollow victory to me.

We live in a world where people get voice mails from “the IRS,” from a phone number in rural Michigan, saying “The IRS is filing a lawsuit against you unless you call us back and follow our instructions by going to Walmart and buying $1,000 in Amazon gift cards, and reading us the numbers over the phone, because…

Once they called and asked about my vehicle. I told them that it was totaled and I lost my daughter in the accident.

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

Funny, washing is one of my favorite things about having a car!