Tried to ask her and my ouija board did something strange:

[alternate version]
- Philip, dear, they’re at it again.
- Oh dear. I do look quite dashing, though.
- Very much. There now, we’re missing The Archers.

This shit is why I don’t have faith in humanity anymore. Seriously. Most people will have their faith in humanity ‘renewed’ by things, I just regularly have my lack of faith secured over and over again. By shit just like this. Fuck whoever did this, seriously, fuck them right in the skull, skull fuck them, and then…

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

Same as it ever was. ‘They’ waited for President Kennedy in Dallas with their Confederate flags waving, on November 22nd, 1963.

This makes me think of the lovely flyers that were passed out in Dallas in 1963 when John Kennedy visited and was assassinated.

I just can’t today. Yes dude. Those folks were totally freaking racist. And you need help.

“It’s not the flag that’s the symbol of the racism,”

I have been afraid of/in love with Fairuza Balk my entire life. There’s NO ONE that can beat her Nancy. NO ONE. Between this and the Jem trailer, my childhood is so fucked right now. I’m going to go home and watch Return to Oz just to feel better/scare the shit out of myself.

OMG, I so badly wanted to be part of a witchy, goth, girl-gang.

I wanted to BE Fairuza Balk’s character SO BAD.

I BIND YOU, SONY, FROM DOING HARM. HARM AGAINST OUR TEENAGE SELVES AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF.

This was the pet he looked at first.

I grew up a couple of parishes north of where you visited, and graduated college from Lafayette. We’d run down to the coast all the time to go fishing. And you’re spot-on, it’s not a coastline like most people imagine where you drive up/down PCH the whole time. The bayous and rivers running north to south turn the…

You know how Prince just glides into a room, says like 10 words, glides back out and then everyone loves him? Madonna should try more of that. Fewer words, Madge. Fewer words.