You call him an Idiot, but he was immediately signed by DC United after the game.

In the flesh! I was super excited. Here's some better pictures.

Can we talk about Keira Knightley's outfit? So crisp and lovely!

I could really have done without seeing this today.

Militarization of our police forces continues. One has to ask...

This is cool and all, but let me be the first to say fuck this thing.

Stevie Nicks will always be the Head Witch In Charge.

The goody good religous do gooders forgive you for being a douchebag at this moment.

I want to buy her a drink.

I have to respectfully disagree. Danica Patrick actually won a race.

To be fair Jay Mohr is the comedy equivalent of Danica Patrick's NASCAR record.

Gilles Villeneuve wasn't killed because a failure of ground effects.

Then I will never be able to watch TV again, for it doesn't get any better than that.

WHAT IF STEVIE NICKS IS THE NEW SUPREME???

Oh, I'd been paid to write various forms of fetish erotica for years before this happened.

Paying a small tribute, eh?

TOTALLY making this my domme name if I manage to break into the biz. Goddess Sallie Mae has a fine ring to it.

When I was ghosting for a site as a female dom the site got one of these guys to contact the site owner and wanted to know if "Mistress xxx" would insult his penis for a fee.