Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

“Make America Flate Again!”

There once was a team from Miami

That headline was one letter away from the next “Great Moments In Poop History.”

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

Rusty Kuntz Jr.

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

IF YOU HAVE A PARTIALLY TORN LCL, COACHES MAY MAKE YOU PLAY.

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

#NorseLivesMatter

I don’t hear Rodgers defending Norwegians when fans chant “VIKINGS SUCK”!

When they are getting carried off on that little stretcher, if he feels well enough, the player should sit up and pretend he is paddling a canoe. It would cheer up the whole stadium.

If the Army is paying this much for a flag ceremony, I’m terrified to think about what they pay for other shit. “Hey guys, why don’t you build a submarine for us and then we’ll also pay you to rent that submarine? And then you can fuck our wives. HERE’S FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS THANKS.”

Do not throw a beer can

Chase Utley is also turning baseball into football.

How did you get Andy Dalton to model for this post?

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.