six months before I decided to have a baby I swore I never would. I'm about 30 weeks pregnant with my second, and I've never had "baby fever", either. I'd never held a newborn before my son was born, and usually declined offers to hold someone's baby.

Yes, this! And Team Duckie, while we're on the subject.

My understanding is that high school forensics competitions involve different categories, some of which involve presenting your own original speech and others that involve interpreting a pre-existing one.