I can't stop watching this GIF...

Whoever thought a Serbian copy of a malaise-era Italian car would be unreliable?!

What the font is wrong with you? I mean, come on, stop being a kern. There's nothing wrong with being a type-nerd.

I still wish we could get these in Washington. I love that '70s type. The new ones are just boring-ass Helvetica.

Prison Architect, as far as I can tell is on sale at 26.99 more often than not. This doesn't seem like a deep enough discount. I do understand why though. It's still Alpha. At any price under $20 the developer is going to end up with a far larger user base, which isn't what you want in alpha.

Broccoli monster!!!

Yes, and has been since it started. Search for New Vegas if you want the deal.

In other news, Twinkie futures have plummeted.

You know the Steam sale has you by the boys when you see something and go, "Hey, that's a great price. Yes please!" only to find that you already own it...

Yahoo! I want Kerbal. Here's to hoping Prison architect is up sometime soon too.

Use this for 20% off at Green Man Gaming, who is mirroring Steam's prices:

Not only that but it still sails consistently. The USS Constitution—although cool in it's own right—only leaves port once a year to turn around, fire some guns, and then dock backwards.

I saw it all on Twitter shortly after it occurred. @NewsBreaker has been an excellent source:

I stopped reading the third time he started a sentence with a preposition.

Hillary Clinton agrees with your hypothesis.

Hey, I might not have had time to read it otherwise.

He's checking to see how many bodies he can cram in there.

I've never seen anyone, "nice," in a lifted bro-truck.

Can you provide some data?

This gif. This gif times one sixteen thousand bajillion.